complete sluts, want to have sex with every guy they see, known for short shorts, and flaunting the boobs they don't have. Township girls are usually fake and in everything for themselves.
99% of township girls are sluts.
by one of the 1% of township girls that isn't a slut. Dec 2, 2006 add a video
|2.||how to be fake|
pretending, somthing that you arn't.more...
(1. dyed hair: usually black, blonde, or brown.
2. fake tanned: being tan from a salon not the sun, leaves orange glow.
3. wears tight clothing: usually items that can show off their body's or fake tanned skin. mostly abercrombie, A&F, hollister, and american eagle.
4. fake girls always have make-up on, most of them never leave their house without it. fake girls always have the thick dark mascara lashes and usually have some-what thick eye liner.
5. nails done at all time: acrilic nails to fake girls are probally one of the most important things to them. this includes finger nails and toe nails.
6. always have accessories: fakes girls always tend to have huge sunglasses and big purses from name brands such as chanel, prada, Louie V, dolce and gabbana, juicy couture and guess.
7. fake girls all usually have sqeaky or scratchy and high pitched voices, or at least try to make their voices sound like that.
8. they usually have very loud and obnoxiously annoying laughs, that they fake because they think their real laughs are too manly.
9. fake girls usually swear frequently and use alot of slang words, their usually the ones who hear the new slang words first.
10. fake girls can always be caught calling their friends by pet names like girl, gilfriend, baby, babygirl or words that are usually hurtful, but to them their names you call people when their close with them. such as hucci, whore, slut, cunt, and bitch...
To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.
Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!
Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!
Fake Girls are the obnoxious suburbanite females between the ages of 14 and 19 that act as though they were being filmed for an MTV reality show. Most of what they say sounds as though it was written or scripted out, even though they don't think before they talk. They also appear to put out sexually, but don't deliver. Usually they end up dry humping and calling it a night.
By college this usually wears off, and Fake Girls fall into a trend that is basically free prostitution. At this stage in the game, they're putting out...to everyone they see.
On rare occasions these traits carry into adulthood, and can be seen in some women that reside in the upper middle class of society.
Luke: Hey I heard you went over to the Julie's last night, what happened!?
Vern: She sloppily made out with me, rubbed her thigh next to my nads, and two minutes later said she was to tired to carry on.
Luke: Hasn't she done this to you like five times?
Vern: Yeah...what a Fake Girl
A girl, typically between the ages of 14 and 25, who is so completely insecure about her looks that she has to change her entire appearance to resemble that of a cheap hooker, just to make herself feel "hotter."
These girls can be easily recognized by their ratty bleached hair, fake-bake orange "tans," pounds of makeup caked on their faces, slutty outfits and eerie ability to make the duck face in almost all of their photos.
-Guy #1: "I don't want to date a fake girl, I prefer a natural beauty any day!"
Guy #2: "Fake girls are so ugly, yet they always think they're so hot."
|6.||gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake|
when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.
tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"
|7.||HOLY CROSS GIRLS|
Even though I go to Holy Cross, it is possibly the WORST decision I have ever made. At first, in freshman year, I LOVED IT, now when i walk past that seal that is so "HOLY" you can't even walk on it, well, yes, I spit on it, I do whatever I can to put dishoner into that school. They are doing nothing to help me get into college, and pretty much all the girls there suck. Holy Cross girls are whores, and they don't know shit. actually they are really smart, they just play dumb and drink excessivly and pose naked for pictures because they think thats attractive. Sure, maybe fun to hook up with, for a guy, but definetly not to go out with. I don't know which one you'd rather have in the end. Also, these girls are OBSESSED with themselves. Completly, I'll find that if I'm at a party and I wanna avoid the Holy Cross girls, I'll just look for camera flashes because thats usually them TAKING PICTURES OF THEMSELVES...WAISTED...So they can put on there webshots that they were all together drunk at a party and that they hooked up with boys...Heres a news flash girls, I don't know if you've realized this but the fact that youre doing that is just making people hate you EVEN MORE AND NOT WANT TO BE YOU. Also albums you have are the pretty much the SAME PICTUREs anyway because its always the same mirror shot, or group photo, or taking picutures of yourself type of shit. Also they all try to talk the same way, like valley girls and through there nose and you can tell its fake, so ST...more...