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1. Faux Shui
Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.
2. parlor talker
Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about, or acts like an authority on a subject matter, when in reality they know very little or nothing about the topic being discussed.
I can't believe how many parlor talkers continue to post here as if they were aviation experts.
3. instant expert
Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
4. Tanning Bed
Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.
A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.

Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.
5. Tapestryshopp'd
Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.
"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."
6. HIE-xpert
Supposed "Experts" that have never done a task or experienced the trial or been to a place or held the job but are 'experts' in that field because they 'read' an article, book or blog about it. Like people on the Holiday Inn Express commercials - all they did was spend the night
John read a blog about the Tamil Tigers and now is an HIE-xpert on them.
7. F.S.S.
Fake Slut Syndrome: A clinical condition characterized by repetitive verbalization of whore-like or slut-like thoughts or behavior, expressed by a female who is either very unlikely to have had or has actually never had any such experiences. FSS is common is young Indian, Northern New York and white Long Island females from the higher socio economic strata.

The syndrome follows an indolent and sometimes progressive course. It is not uncommon to see acute exacerbations of it, followed by periods of remission. In rare cases is can be followed by mental status changes, so called "FSS Dementia", where the female talks non stop about obscure and even rare forms of sexual intercourse.

Treatment is unknown at this point and further research is necessary to determine its implications in society and culture in general. Prevalence is thought by some experts to be as high as 60% in some populations like those graduating from Friends Academy and White Plains High School.
Phrases expressed by females suffering from F.S.S.:
"I'm so lucky to have you because I love big dick fucking"
"I hit my man's can-of-coke thick cock"
"I'd bang that!" of a passer by...
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