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36. punk
punk is a type of music with an attitude in it, the kind of music that says i dont give a fuck about what you think. yet a lot of bands can really have a message about how fucked up the system is and what exactly is wrong with the government. punk music sounds like sped up rock with a hard edge. but look out, there is a lot of fake bands who try to sneak in with an edge so dont let that fool you. first of all, crying about your girlfriend dumping you does not make you punk. good charlotte and fall out boy messed up big time on that so dont EVER call them punk. punk originated, or at least got the idea in 1969. no, not the mid 80s, 1969. punk just got POPULAR in the 80s thats all. there were a lot of punk bands before the 80s, such as the stooges (1969), the misfits, the clash, black flag, the sex pistols, FEAR, the adicts, the ramones, and much more. many people have been saying that punk has died out. and for all the dumbasses who say that, no it didn't. if you listen to the underground you can see that every band is still carrying it on. so if you ever wanna know how things are going, get your ass off those razor blades, mascara, and "my chemical romance", and figure it out.
punk bands are the adicts, ramones, UK SUBS, the misfit, FEAR, GBH, the stooges, the clash, dead kennedys, the exploited, chaos UK, aus rotten, social distortion, minor threat, discharge, subhumans, black flag, KSF, and stuff like that
37. gollum syndrome
Also Known As (AKA) Moocher Syndrome
The epitome of the syndrome is Gollum of the “Lord of the Rings.” He started out as a fairly normal being and was transformed into a hideous monster by his obsession or greed for the ring that could not be quenched. Gollum said things like “We must have the Preciouss !!!” Remember the saying she became so green with jealousy that she became a “green-eyed monster.”

There are many phrases that relate to people with this syndrome that can range from 1 to 25 on a scale of 1 to 10.

One of the original moochers was Wimpy in the cartoon, Pop Eye, who frequently said “I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

They usually take advantage of others generosity, kindness, and call you their “friend” when all they want to do is USE you and ABUSE you, and NEVER LET YOU GO !!!

Someone who survives off another’s income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor.

They may appear to be a pauper who lives by begging. If they have possessions, then complain that they are very tight on cash, and need to be paid for anything that they do for the dupe. A scrounger who takes advantage of the generosity of others.

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38. Chav
One hormonal teenage boy, dressed up in fake Adidas and Argos jewellery with a pregnant girlfriend who turned 12 last week. Typically living in a council house in Croydon, with yobbish mates who like to hang around outside McDonald's and mug old ladies for entertainment.

There you have the epitome of a chav.
Chav Speak:~

*grunt*
39. OGC
Official Girl Code.
The strict guidance lines that every girl/woman MUST follow in order to be accepted into everyday society.

Any rulebreak is punishable by bitching from fellow females and general looking down upon... (note rules are not in order of importance, bar rule #1)

1# Rule no 1 and the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.. No girl may date her friend's; exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her and guys she currently fancies... Do this at your own risk biatch!! Acceptions to rule: a) Your friend has given you permission/ couldn't care less. Unless they say that they couldn't care less with that tone, and then it is absolutely forbidden. b) The said fancying/going out happened before the age of puberty.

2# It is perfectly acceptable to take an automatic dislike to a girl/ judge them without ever speaking to them.

3# Chocolate is an accepted food in any occasion.

4# A girl has a right to lie in order to keep a secret told to her by her best friend.

5# When complimented by a friend it is your duty to find something to compliment her back on… whether this be straight afterwards or stored for later on in the day

6# It is your womanly right to give dirty looks

7# Being friends with your friends arch enemy/people your friend hates is a shady area… if you are to do this you must keep the said arch enemies/hated people friendship with you on the d- low

8# If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks department when asked your opinion of him it ...
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40. justin bieber
(it) a so called "talented" young "boy" that all the mental teenagers fall in love with

1. he's so hot he turns most teenage girls (not me) lesbian
2. he's 15 and sings about love (yeah right like you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend{not sure on gender})
3. since he's so "talented" why does he never play on the radio ( i swear to Satan i've never heard him on the radio)
4. puts fake parties into the minds of young teenagers (where are all the DRUGS and ALCOHOL!)
5. rights shitty, shallow lyrics (baby, baby ohh {wow that's the most deepest song i've ever heard (notice the sarcasm)})
6. turns people blind by it's ugliness
7. makes people go deaf by it's terrible singing voice
8. has NO right to dress like a rocker (go back to shopping at hollister sand abrecrombie and fitch you little bitch {hey that rhymes})
9. (besides the lyrics) the beat to it's music is TERRIBLE (there's hardly any fuckin guitar)
10. makes Canadian music even worse (y'know Avril lavigne and Justin Bieber combined is like a living hell
stupid fan girl: shriek omg it's justin bieber
smart person: (looks around viciously for him while holding a cast iron pan to use as a weapon
41. Elianna
The most amazing girl in the world she lights up a room makes people laugh she realises her mistakes and fixes them, her beauty is true she is not a fake and is not a lier, she never bullies and has to many friends and pleases them, she changes for people she loves everyone and tries not to hate anyone, she is the most amazing girlfriend ever and she is the kindest person in the world

Boy 1: Wow did you see that elianna with ryan!
Boy 2: Yeah he is so lucky
Watch out cause Elianna is sensitive! you break her heart and her frieneds will break your face
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