| 1. | Pseudo-baby mama | ||
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1. A name to give a woman by a man who wishes/fantasizes they were the real baby daddy, usually regretting the person they are with. 2. A woman who's baby daddy isn't around and her male friend will take on the "daddy" role or claim the kid/kids and call her his baby mama. 3. A lesbian who has a baby daddy, marries/dates anoher lesbian who has children, and the baby daddy claims them as his and calls the woman his other baby mama. Tyrone & Megan was hot back in the day; she was his everything but they broke up & had kids with other people. Now Tyrone and Megan is kickin' it again and he wants her, so he claims her kids and calls Megan his pseudo-baby mama.
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| 2. | baby mama | ||
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a term used for females who had a baby by a guy that does not claim them, hence, THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER. a lot of girls, namely wiggers/wigger bitches think it's cute to be a dude baby mama and proudly brag about it and try to attach "wifey" along to the title. this is a key sign of a fake bitch who aint from the ghetto but just tryna be down usin the word completely out of context. once you're a baby mama, THAT'S IT. you're nothing more. it's not a compliment. yall aint special. or else you wouldn't be referred to as a baby mama. havin a dude baby don't mean you have some sort of significance in his life. and him referring to you as his baby mama is just his way of sayin he don't love you and will dread the next 18 years and regrets that night 9 months ago. he got a baby with her, but he aint claimin her so she aint wifey or no one special, she just a baby mama.
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| 3. | DooDoo Mama | ||
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A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They`re mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.
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Signs if you`re a DooDoo If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. You`re a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You`re a DooDoo. If your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You`re a DooDoo. If you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You`re a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You`re a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You`re a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You`re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You`re a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off`s. You`re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You`re a DooDoo right along... |
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| 4. | doo doo mama | ||
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A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.
Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo. If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo. If you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You..re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You're a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.
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| 5. | Doo Doo Mama | ||
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You Now Your'e A Doo Doo Mama When You...
1.) buy socks and jeans from a man walking in and out of a beauty shop for $5. 2.) walks around in a cutoff tee shirt when your belly hangs over your belt. 3.) think your lipgloss is "poppin" when you really bought it for 99 cents. 4.) your name ends with -isha -quisha -kira or -quita 5.) you ASK your boyfriend to buy you gfts and/or give you money 6.) wears stripes with polka dots 7.) wears fake gold where ever possible. 8.) has all styles of fake bamboo earrings 9.) is 23 and obsesses over Go Go Power Rangers. 10.) stands ontop of tables and benches while yelling at somebody to cause a scene. (Starbuckquita stands on the park bench yellin at her baby father about not having any money)
Neicy : Damn girl..she standin on the park bench. Porsha :You act like you not used to that. Shes a Doo Doo Mama. |
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| 6. | Fauxther | ||
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A male father-like figure with no genetic connection to a child. A fake dad. Someone else's baby mama's husband. A stepfather. Larry: "Good job Susie...you played a great game! Let's go get some ice cream."
Susie: "Thanks Larry. I love you!" Mom: "You're so sweet Larry. You're the best fauxther in the world!" Timmy: "Look what I made you Mike! Happy Fauxther's Day!" Mike: "Ahhh...thanks Timmy! What a beautiful card! Let's send a picture of it to your real dad in Jersey." |
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| 7. | Herndon High school | ||
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A shitty school with wack ass people. All the fake me out gangs spanish gangs go there with there dumb bitches. All the girls in Herndon are eitha a crack hoe, a dyke(stud), or a flat out fake BITCH. The girls at Herndon be getting into the stupidest fights for nothing. they would get in a fight ova a guy who pick there friend over them.(even though the bitch was ugly...). Some of the niggas there swear they can rap or freestyle even though they can't. All they rap about is there looks and how many girls they get when everyone knows that nigga aint have booty in his entire life. Herndon is dirt...there broke and they have the crappiest teachers there i have ever seen...i cant step foot into there bathrooms without pukin....dirty sons of bitch! Herndon High School should be an Alt. School for the crackheaded bamaz! The uglyest bitch in the school swears shes the hardest and she loves everyone...to bad no niggaz like her STD...baby mama drama self.....
kid1: do u freestyle? herndonboy: yo! kid my freestyles are fresh..no one can top me! kid1: uhhhh! i dont think so.... (herndonboy begins freestylin) herndonboy: yooooooo! my shoe tight. My chain is so nice. I fuck that ugly bitch again last night.....YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its ova!!!.... kid1: You wack ass bama nigga get the fuck outta here...i dont understand why you proud of losin ur virginity to that bitch cuz now u got crabs like a mothafucka.... |
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