| 78. | Christian Death Metal | ||
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Here is my response to Christian Death Metal article, by a guy that promotes it, AgeOfVengeance. My response is as follows: Everyone knows that Death Metal and Black Metal were founded against all religions in every single way, so mixing the two does not work. I have an idea of what we can do to these so called "metal christians", go back to the time of Nero, an anti-christian emperor of Rome, and cover them in tar, light them on fire and use them as lighting for the Wacken open-air festival. Then we will see if their "god" will save them then. Afterwards we could use their barbequed flesh as food for the other christian human stage lights. But I digress, as you might have noticed I have left the "G" in god and "C" in christianity lower case I do this because it is blasphemous. This type of music is almost as horrible as rap, if not worse. If you have noticed 95% of christian black and death metal are Western, from the western hemishpere were North and South America lie, so they need to travel to Europe and get their asses kicked on a nightly basis. We wonder why most of our fellow European Metalheads do not have a very high opinion of Western music for the most part. But here are a few of the holes in his one-sided theory:
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1) By "*some*" he means most because all of the true death metal is anti-religion of any type. 2) This guy uses swear words every other word. True christians do not use foul language. 3) I know I am a dick I am not a friendly person. 4) I dont ... |
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| 79. | 50 Cent | ||
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1. One Of Raps Fake Nigger Rappers That Cant Rap For Shit
2. Owner Of G-Unit And Sucks The Memebers Ballz And Gets Head From Dr. Dre Everyday 3. A Snitch Ass Mufuka Thats Gonna Die After The Game and G-Unot Takes A Gun And Blows His Mufuking Head Away Cause Hes A Gay Ass Nigger That Nobody Likes Or Wants rapping 4. The Lindsay Lohan Of Rap 5. A Wanna Be Nigger 6. Got Beaten By The Game In The Feud 50 cent - Yo Game Suck My Ballz Nigga and Every Other Nigger IsntAs Good As Me Cause Im A Drug dealer From New York
Random White Kid (Doug) - Fuck You Nigga |
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| 80. | Fauxbia | ||
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The term comes from other words that are already established. "Faux" which is defined as fake, imitation, ersatz.
Common slang word “Bia” which is the "G" rated way of calling a woman/man a bitch. When putting the two together you are calling someone a "fake bitch." Many times this is used when someone is acting like they are someone/something they are not. Pronounced: fo'..bee..ah Kim: Dayum.....did you see the Prada bag that girl was wearing?
Lakisha: Her daddy bought that shit for her fauxbia ass. She has two kids and no man, and she aint even got a job. Kim: Fo' real?! She is a fauxbia fo' sure! |
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| 81. | scene | ||
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Scene has become a huge epidemic.
Scene girls usually can be seen wearing the following: Skinny leg jeans Sesami Street Things Nike Dunks Converse Vans Band Shirts Vintage Rags Shirts Fluro Quote tops, e.g Drop Beats Not Bombs Strange Elastic Headbands across forehead Short mullet style layers Either very short hair or fake extremely short extensions Boys Scenes: Studded Belts Skinny leg jeans Band Shirts Vintage Rags Shirts Bandannas Convers/Vans/Nike Dunks TehUsedRockeh - OMGADZ look at wat i gotz today!!!11one. A sesame street bagzor ndz deez sik ass nike dunks nigface!
-BlEeDiToUt- - woahz dat ish cool luv 2 stayz nd talk but i gotsta go shoppen 4 nu scene clothes. KBAIZ! |
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| 82. | smark | ||
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1) A sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it.
2) An ignorant smart ass that uses every curse word and their variations in any way to shoot down mercilessly on marks just because they like John Cena. 3) Me 4) A sports entertainment fan who is hardly ever satisfied. 5) Someone who was bored and spent a couple of hours on Wikipedia trying to figure out what really goes on with WWE, then decides to self-proclaim himself, "a true wrestling fan". Then he goes on the internet talking like a smart-ass on WWE or TNA forums, and surfs through WWE and TNA spoiler sites posting spoilers in forums no one wants to know. 6) Someone who now currently just pays attention the actual wrestling skill & mic skills of a sports entertainment wrestler, unlike what they did as a kid watching it, just enjoying the show. 1) "Larry is a smark."
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"How?" "Because he knows that WWE is scripted & staged, yet still loves it anyway." 2) "You faggot ass motherfucker. Only women, kids, and gay faggots like that asswipe John "FuckFace" Cena. That bitch ass wigger homo punk piss ass motherfucking shit hole, he only has 5 damn moves and they all suck assballs bitch. Go fuck yourself dumbass bitch." 3) I like WWE. I know it's scripted & staged. I still like it anyway because it Entertains me. Which is why they put the 'E' in "WWE". 4)"CENA NEEDS TO LOSE THE FUCKING TITLE ALREADY!!! GO ORTON!!!!!!!" *Orton gets title awarded to him* "Yes! Now that Triple H is back, HE needs to get it now. I mean damn, Orton sucks more than Cena." *Shawn Michaels returns* "Woot! Now HBK can get the title now." *Chris Jericho returns* "Yay! Save us Y2J!!! Now HE can get the title from Orton. I wish HBK got it though." 5) *Yawn, spends 5 hours on Wikipedia learning what they've got on sports entertainment wrestling* "Hmm, I didn't know that... now I can go on the internet and talk smart like all of the other assholes who don't give a shit about anything else except going on spoiler sites and making a mark's time on a WWE or TNA forum a living hell!" *Talks about HBK on the WWE forum* "Mark: i dont li3k Ortan bcos h3 tryd 2 kic hbk n da hed and end hes aesom elustrios carrer! Ortan d3zervs 2 die by sweet chen misic 1000 times HAHAHA he wud be pwnt. Smark: That was all fake you dumb... |
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| 83. | dildo | ||
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a fake penis, usually bigger than the real thing. Althought it is supposed to be a replica of a penis, anyway it vibes as no cock has ever done. It doesn't cum, doesn't enjoy being sucked and it's the only dick that can penetrate a female ass with no need of begging. Ann Summers' shop assistants have never tried a dildo. (real dialogue held in London)
me: Hello, I'd like to buy a dildo for my g/f. Which one do you like best? shop assistant: We sell a lot of these (she shows it to me) me: well, is this the one you prefer? she: no (she laughs) me: so, which one do you use? she: I don't use any me: never tried any? she: no me: goodbye (and didn't buy any of them) |
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| 84. | DMX | ||
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A rapper who's as badass in real life as he is in his raps. Watch DMX: Soul of a Man whenever you have a chance and you'll see what I'm talking about. "Bring Your Whole Crew"
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Uhh.. Aiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! cmon!! Uhh! uhh-huh! But they dont hear me though Uhh, but they dont hear me though, Uhh, but they dont, they dont, they dont, they dont.. I got blood on my hands and theres no remorse And got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse (cmon!) Im a nasty nigga - when you pass me nigga look me in my eyes (what!) Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die (cmon!) You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker Dont be stupid, you heard what I said motherfucker Who shot you? aww nigga, like you dont know (woo!) Stickin you for yo dough while Im fuckin yo broke ho (what!) Yo! dont you get the picture? niggaz cant touch me (uhh!) Cause I dont give a fuck g, Ill get you touched b I got choice, to rip my slug or take apart a door And enough crazy niggaz behind me to start a war (cmon!) So what you want nigga? help, cause youse about to rest (uh!) When Im fed, red cross couldnt clean up the mess And a vest will do nuttin but make you look a little thicker (yea!) Cause in the dark - you aint nuttin but a lil nigga (what!) And if youd been thinkin about that shit you did You wouldnta brought the joint, wit you kid, Now ima have to get you kid, and split your wig, wit the machete (what!) I bring beef to niggaz, and string em out, like spaghetti (cmon!) You aint ready - nor can you stand how Im bringin it (uh!) Im givin it is how Im livin it so Im swingin it (uh!) Red dot on your head, cause you... |
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