| 1. | Fake-0 | ||
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(n) A car that looks like a cop car, but is not.
Brings a great deal of relief. "Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good. |
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| 2. | fake hater | ||
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Someone who owns a car that is the same model and color as those used by police officers such as a Impala, Charger, or Crown Vic. A true fake hater also has either fake or functional antenna(s) and a dark tint job to complete the disguise. Fake Haters usually own cars such as this with the hopes of getting away with speeding and other vehicle related offenses. Look at that fool speeding by....That poser ain't no cop, he a fake hater!
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| 3. | alawan | ||
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The fake drug used by Minneapolis based Search Institute in the study: "Institute Profiles of Student Life: Attitudes and Behaviors," used to rule out fakers on the study... How many times in the past month have you used Alawan: 0 1-3 4-10 11-20 21+
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| 4. | Wannarexia | ||
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Overview: Onset is usually between 14 and 17, and affects females 100% of the time over males. Wannarexia is NOT the life-threatening disorder, it is the self-diagnosed illness these young women commonly give themselves when they are wanting to lose some weight quickly, and very desperate in their search for attention and sympathy. They will refer to their new friend (or 'diet') as 'ana', giving a cutesy nickname to try and appear as though they fit into the cultural breed of fakers. They spend money on starbucks like it was calorie-free. But, usually, they will 'recover', or just forget, as soon as they've lost the 5 or 10 pounds before prom.
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Warning signs: warning signs may include extremely low comprehension level, joining pro-ana communities, showing sudden interest in MaryKate Olsen, and using sayings like 'stay strong' or 'ana luv' or 'WWMKD?' (what would mary kate do). They will wear their fake disease proudly on their wrist in the form of a red string bracelet, and have a fear of getting fat, although they are blind to their already prominent handles and rolls. They will take pictures of themselves contorted at strange angles and sucking in their stomache to try and prove that yes, they are really anorexic, and post these on their pro-ana boards; and truly believe that anorexia is a lifestyle choice, not a disease. Treatment: No treatment is possible to convince people suffering from wannarexia that they are not anorexic, unless the treatment includes brain ... |
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| 5. | Mexican muscle | ||
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Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl. 4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.
"I see the Mexican muscle everyday" |
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| 6. | pseudo | ||
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Fake, false, pretentious, phony, made up, a deception!
oh, and it's pronounced, "soo-doh", ...sheesh! ALL the entries under the incorrect spelling 'psuedo' here, are PSEUDO!! hehe
1. psuedo false; not real; fake replication; bootleg; tomfoolery The upside down question mark as seen in mario kart 64 can be considered a psuedo box. by El_Scorcho Aug 25, 2003 email it 1 comment 2. psuedo PRONOUNCED (swaydo) 1. Something having a level of hipness or edge that is of retro orient. 2. Something old and useless that is paraded around in order to evoke irony. A malapropism from the actual word psuedo pronounced improperly and used to mean something throwback or retro (usually from the 1980s). All things have a certain level of psuedo-ness and can therefor can be more or less psuedo than another item. Griffin: what do you like better? cds or tapes? Tom: well cds are more efficient, but you know tapes are... more psuedo. retro irony old useless malapropism by SCILLIANAIRE Feb 2, 2007 email it 0 comments 3. psuedo Some dick hed of a teachers favorite thing in the world which is used to break down computer programs into smaller steps Lets get doing sum psuedo code lads |
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| 7. | tosh.0 | ||
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a kinda funny televison show on comedy central hosted by daniel tosh that includes, throw up, fake videos, and offending comments made by daniel tosh. "did you see tosh.0 last night? it was really gay."
"thats because he is gay." |
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