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Ancient mythological transient homemaker bent upon dinner party mastication of off flavored taco MEATS. Typically present prior to the orange juice holiday of la cerveza mas fina.
Perrin was being a little fairy cock mother today. I.e. he would not stop cease to slather blood oranges with polluted saki.
by Matt Hamms March 09, 2007

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