Fairfield University

Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.

One fairfield University kid to another:

Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?

Person 2: Your polo and sperrys

Person 1: How are we going to get there?

Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!

by sean1233 October 25, 2017

Fairfield University

Jesuit university in Fairfield, CT, established in 1942. Requirements for admission: mediocre SAT scores, upper-middle class to upperclass SES, possession of at least one Northface jacket, and an alcohol addiction. Boys: must own a baby pink Polo shirt and be openly metrosexual. Girls: must have an orange fake tan and a nose permanently positioned toward the sky. Neither boys nor girls may fear wild turkeys or indigestion.

Hi, I go to Fairfield University, so charge it to daddy's credit card!

I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!

by the freshman who knows all April 15, 2005

Fairfield university

Daddy Nemic, the Tully music is immaculate. Kendall at Dunkin is a god send. Everyone that goes to this school lives off of daddy’s credit card and has an enormous capacity for alcohol. They all refer to the townhouses and the grape as common drinking spots. The beach is an option but anyone under the age of 21 will most likely be escorted off the beach. Everyone wears lulu lemon leggings and vineyard vine shep shirts. Everyone qualifies for some sort of alcoholism. This school is clearly better than SHU, yet a rivalry still stands. Don’t provoke the turkeys as they are quite violent. The stag bus never hits any curbs and clearly knows where they’re going. The levee is the best post townhouse destination for already too drunk teenagers. The mozz sticks are dangerous and Everything is overpriced and tastes like shit. Remember this is a small school and your mistakes will probably say hi on a daily basis. Remember the tours and priests will judge you harshly as you walk out you dorms in a sweatshirt and sweatpants with last nights face. Athletic teams, glee and prep boys all consist of cults <3. Stags up 🤘

Girl 1- Bro I kissed that guy last night at Fairfield university

Girl2-Bro no way he’s in my Catholicism class
Girl2-Bro he hooked up with my roommate
Girl1- shit Dps is on the floor let’s go!

by Fairfield stag ❤️ November 7, 2020