n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.
sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me

sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH

--good times--
by spermantha February 25, 2005
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A high school in the 703 where "The Main Thing is to keep the Main Thing the Main Thing" has been replaced with "Stay classy, Fairfax" and "Good morning, young scholars".

Beware of Singhman! He aims to kill.
White people are a minority.
We HATE Langley and Woodson.
There's controversey over the lion in the commons. Good or bad luck? Pick your side!
Our colors are royal blue and white/gray, we're the rebels, and our mascot's a lion. (He now has abs, woot woot)

We constantly joke about being rebels. Well, ya knoww, we are badasssss.
Fair WHAT? FAIRFAXXX
Chantilly girl: Hey, cute jersey!
Fairfax High School girl: yeah, the colors work well together, right? I love the blue and white.

Chantilly girl: Woah, you didn't do your homework?

Fairfax High School girl: Yeah, I know, I'm such a rebel. Ahahaha!
by fhsrebellion February 23, 2011
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An extremely awesome school in Fairfax VA. We got the best music program in the state, no one can beat us!

Also, our school is full of asians! :D! i mean really full of asians. In fact, if you ever think about learning korean, all you gotta do is stroll down a hallway and you know it!

Main rival school is Woodson high.
Person 1: i go to woodson. it's no fun, and there aren't many asians :(

person 2: well then come on down to fairfax high school!

person 1: ok! yay!
by hoagly December 25, 2010
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Hell hole that no one should be put through located in Fairfax, Virginia. Feel free to burn it down...but hurry! One of the students might beat you to it!!
30 degrees outside and some idiot pulls the fire alarm...
by Merve (Ex-Student) May 8, 2005
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A school in Fairfax County with many geeks, spanish people, asians, black people wannabes, and gothic queers. Lots of horrible teachers too.
Wow that sucks that you go to FHS. Got any cocaine?
by x December 3, 2004
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huge fags who think they are hard. growing up in the middle of fairfax isnt exactly the ghetto, but fairfax is confused. a house of pot smoking pussies and loose cooters. watch out for the mullet lady.
by eatshitfairfax April 26, 2005
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