1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.
2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.
3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.
"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"
"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."
as israel is to europe as is fair lawn is to the americas
brian: why is everyone migrating in the same direction?
adrian: cause its saturday in fair lawn
dan: im from franklin lakes
mikko: YEAA B**** YEAA
Not as jewish as everyone from the town thinks. That's because the people who think it's so jewish are anti-semetic. The town itself is pretty all-american, consists of large amounts of Italians and Irish. There are plenty of jews, Israelis, Russians, but nobody likes them anyway. Send them back to Brooklyn where they belong!
Fair Lawn Guido: What nationality are you babe?
Fair Lawn Skeo: I'm Russian.
Fair Lawn Guido: Oh, so where in Russia are you from there?
Fair Lawn Skeo: Well I was born in Brooklyn.