Falationship

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

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The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

failatio by jtf81 October 14, 2009

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When a female performs terrible oral sex. A play on the word Fellatio.

Tom: So what happened with the girl from the bar the other night?
Fred: She started giving me head, but then used her teeth.
Tom: Faillatio!

Faillatio by b00sted February 16, 2010

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-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

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Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

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to rightly accuse of misconduct, horse-play, toy-play and/or childs-play.

"it is true my friends, that is a falication. i did slack off the job and play with my toys while my books sat idly."

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