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8.
a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.
'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
by Benjy-x June 28, 2009
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9.
A beached whale.
oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale
by XombieJer March 02, 2010
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10.
Beached whale or Immense Epic Fail
That beached whale sure is a failwhale.

Seriously.. what a failwhale!
by iSmack May 24, 2009
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11.
Epic failure, loaded with embarrassment, consistent with blogging mishaps in the tumblr community.
So-and-so already blogged that image, you n00b! Fail Whale!
by pacalin December 09, 2010
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12.
A person who fails very badly, Mark Gilbert Delorme
When Mark dropped the ball, he was called a fail whale
by Howimetyourmother.com August 12, 2009
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13.
An ignorant obese person who does not know his/her place in life. It often shows by being the loudest, most obnoxious person in the room, as an attempt to make up for his/her obesity.
Guy 1: "Look at Tim over there, thinking he's the center of the freakin' universe!"
Guy 2: "Well he does have his own gravitation point"
Guy 1: "lol - He just wont recognise his place in life. He's such a failwhale"
Guy 2: "Amen"
by Dingler Hangballs December 06, 2007
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