faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Failure Drill 

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

Failure Drill by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

Failure 

Me

I'm a failure

Failure by Jarbar February 21, 2017

falur 

a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64

upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos

*break the targets!!*

link: GAH!!!

narrator: FAILURE!

dude: dude ur a falur

falur by Dus10 January 16, 2008

Mein failure 

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.

Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.

Mein failure by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual failure by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

abject failure 

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

abject failure by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016