failitude 

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

failitude by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Failtube 

From the word Youtube. When Youtube is failing terribly, it is a Failtube.

I tried to upload my video, but Failtube won't work for me!

Failtube by Haley L February 14, 2009

failitude 

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

failitude by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Idolic Failtuery 

When one person holds another person so dear to them, and virtually worships them. Would probably kill for them-
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.

One: "Oh-h, look what I made for Susy today! I hope she'll love it...she will love it right? Oh god maybe I should buy something to. That way maybe when I wave at her in the hallway she'll actually look at me!"
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."

Idolic Failtuery by Hakii January 22, 2009

Failture 

lol@ mousey looking for this.. dummy

mousey is a failture @ life

Failture by crumb October 10, 2004

Fortress of Failitude 

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.

BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude

Fortress of Failitude by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009