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failtroll 

A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.
Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//

failtrocity 

A failure so epic that, when spoken, it renders the audience speechless, often resulting in disgusted facial expressions and an inability to complete simple tasks or communicate with society for several days.
Man, last night Dill committed a failtrocity in Halo 3. He went -50 in teamslayer. Poor bastard.
failtrocity by CG Viewtiful March 22, 2009

failtroll 

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.
Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"
failtroll by tripv August 14, 2011

FAILTROLL 

An idiot who fails to be a troll, an idiot who everyone ignores, an idiot who trys to troll but in doing so he/she fails.

An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)
FailTroll : U R Teh gayz
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay
FAILTROLL by Pitborn September 4, 2009

Failtroll 

A social media troll who spams a chat for hours at a time, accomplishing nothing at all because they are unable to successfully roast.
Usually on a fake account.
Brent "Hey looks guys I triggered them by spamming for 4 hours straight."

Melissa "Brent you're such a Failtroll"
Failtroll by Brentgotowned March 20, 2020

Failtron 

Failtron is the word for a fail of all fails. No other word to define such a fail.
Girl 1: "I'm back with Samuel"
Girl 2: "...who you broke up with last week?"
Girl 1: "Yeah!"
Girl 2: "LOLOLOLOL FAILTRON"
Failtron by Rapistmode September 29, 2010