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Canada Post, Express Post and Priority Post.
"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"

"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."

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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"

"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."
Fail Post by Earwiggs February 2, 2009
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A reply on a forum that is useless and stupid in a multiplex of ways, also a post whose poster failed to deliver the lulz.
Triton: this thread is retarded lol
benol: Just like your mom! Ooh, burn!

benol: go um... do something bad or something.

Skyone: That was a fail post
fail post by benol September 30, 2007

failport 

A very unfortunate airport, or a barely functioning airport.
Sabenser: "Hey, did you hear they delayed every flight for three hours at the airport because a cougar got onto the runway?"
Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"
failport by Ender of Games November 30, 2017

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026