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a failor is a person who sails (excedes) at failing,or fails at sailing.
Jojo hit his head on the wall, and tripped over a cord. He's a failor.

Parker can't sail for crap. He's such a failor and would excede in shooting monkeys.
by Captain Sir April 27, 2009
a friend who sleeps with other friends' ex-lovers
Ryan banged my ex-girlfriend. What a failor!
by truth699 February 02, 2010