Failosophy 

An idea from a person that fails.
Everyone hates the idea, and it should be rejected immediately.

Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...

Failosophy by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008

Failosophy 

An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)

You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"

Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"

You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."

Failosophy by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

Failony

A crime in which you commit an intense fail.

You've just commited a failony, we're taking you in.

Failony by Donald M February 1, 2009

Failosorus

a big fail

- i fucked your mom last night
- she died 3 years ago FAILOSORUS

Failosorus by crighope March 23, 2009

Failosaur 

1. A mythical creature, said to be so large that if it fails it will cause the destruction of the entire universe

2. A person who is in a constant state of failure. Because their failure radius is so large, they are called a Failosaur.

kid 1: Hey guys, watch me!
*faceplant*
kid 2: God, you are such a Failosaur

Failosaur by Adsy101.1 October 14, 2009

failonaut 

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

failonaut by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

Failony by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010