Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

Failist 

A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.

"shoutouts belong to mew"
notice how she spelled "me" as "mew"
Jade is a failist.

Failist by Xaltz April 3, 2009

Failtist 

one who happens to be a professional at failing; a master at not succeeding

I do not consider him as a rapper, but instead i see him as a failtist.

Failtist by Gary213 June 2, 2009

fagologist 

a person who studies gay males

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.

fagologist by funny fellas January 15, 2014

FiloMist 

Mysterious Philosopher

Greatness

Potentiality

The dude work on his own.
He's a filomist.

FiloMist by hodzact April 8, 2008

Terminal Failocity 

1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.

2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.

Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.

Terminal Failocity by The Real Zook July 25, 2010

Failistory 

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.

Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.

Failistory by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010