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Failnanegans 

When consecutive FAIL has been committed repeatedly by said FAIL offender, you finally must call FAILNANEGANS and interfere so that another FAIL can possibly be prevented.
Dude, how do you drive in the wrong lane with high beams on, while high with a drunken monkey in the back seat AND still get a ticket?! FAILNANEGANS!! *Snatches Car Keys*
Failnanegans by KyoAWare May 28, 2009
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The person who is to receive the heavy burden of some other persons' mistake made for their own gain.
On April 8th 2011, the Senate made Barack Obama their "fallman" for their own disagreement on social issues. This is ignorant and humiliating for the entire country.
Fallman by geogoon April 27, 2011

Fallmanize 

1.) To methodically go through and strip from a file every possible unnecessary, redundant or irrelevant piece of paper, with the intention of minimizing storage space required by that file. This may include the cutting or tearing off of of portions of a piece of paper that do not contain any relevant information for the file it is contained in.

The benefit of Fallmanizing a file is that the bulk of a file is reduced, and essential documents are preserved and easy to locate.

The feared consequence of such an action would be that potentially important documents might be inadvertently discarded.

Fallmanizing can also be the manifestation of someone suffering from Papyrophobia or Vacansopapurosophobia, irrationally fearing the accumulation of unnecessary papers and documents.

A critical reason individuals should keep copies of their own important documents rather than relying on others to maintain their paperwork in files they have no control over.

This term has also been used by Conspiracy Theorists to refer the unauthorized alteration of human DNA in abductees by extra-terrestrials.
I can't find that paper, I hope it wasn't Fallmanized before it went to storage.

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Those who view themselves as unfortunate victims of alien abductions may find consolation in the alternate view that the Fallmanziation of their DNA may not simply be malevolent interference; but acts perpetrated with true Universal altruism. Perhaps their DNA has only been Fallmanized for storage in an ark of sorts, to save us from what irreparable harm we might inflict upon ourselves once the cat is out of the box and we see what our childish curiosity might have done to it.
Fallmanize by c. mcbryde October 23, 2010

Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.
Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.
Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

Failamanjaro 

1. In the video game Halo 2, failing to achieve a Killamanjaro.

2. Also in the video game Halo 2, being killed 7 times in 30 seconds.
"Billy was often the victim of a Failamanjaro when he played Halo 2 with his friends."
Failamanjaro by Hess4177 May 31, 2007
When two events coincide in the course of attempt to correct one fail leading to a second fail in which both parties are unable to continue due to shame.

An example of a failmate would be if a group of thieves stole a car with no wheels, then the cops who came to get them hit the parked car. The double fail means that no beneficial conclusion can be reached by either party without suffering epic shaming.
failmate by Chez guevara February 5, 2009

failsmanship 

The acknowledgment of someone's failing to perform any given act, usually a mundane one.
Shae's attempt to provide an example for this word resulted in failsmanship because he junked it up so bad.
failsmanship by skryblz March 25, 2009