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fillip is an amazing boy who loves sloths and has an amazing smile. fillip's are rare so be grateful if you ever meet one! fillip's are very nice and extremely trustworthy. fillip's are smart and always know exactly what to say. they are extremely smooth and smell good. they are always the most handsome people you will ever meet but are humble about their good looks.
"I just saw fillip at the market... I almost fainted."
fillip by Rocky R0aD July 25, 2016
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Fillipeno Suitcase

That box wrapped with tape and twine you always see on the airline baggage carousel.
Do you think I have enough tape on my Fillipeno Suitcase bro?

No man, add some more string and rope to keep TSA outta your shit.

fillip smash 

before penatraing a girl you slap your penis repatedly on the outer vagina.
dude last night i tottaly fillip smashed a girl last night it was great.
One of the most unique forms of transportation known to man. This term is often used to describe a sloppy, hobble-like gallop.
"Wow, Tori really moves fast when she frillips across the parking lot!"
Frillip by Klutzyfemale August 28, 2019

Fillipino Mudslide 

The releasing of bowels on another persons forehead after being in the sixty-nine position.
After taking my date to the taco truck on the corner, we went back to my place and accidentally gave her a fillipino mudslide while she was going down on me.
Fillipino Mudslide by dj eMpTy March 4, 2009

Fillipino hot dog 

When you have anal sex with a Fillipino female in the doggy style position. The female tightly clenches her buttocks as the male cums in her rectum. Later she defecates and places the poop in a steaming hot dog bun. The delectable delight is then eaten by both partners at the same time.
After engaging in the Fillipino hot dog, both John and Jill enjoyed the hot dog they made. But later needed to brush their teeth 7 times.
Fillipino hot dog by brownboy14 April 21, 2010

Fail to the faillionth power 

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).
Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!