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fartknights 

An elite group of people who try to rid the world of smelly people such as frankie and frankies dad. It's ranks consist of over 10 members, each from their own backround and origin. Every halloween they come together once again to launch an all out assault on the smelly people.
We are the Fartknights we came to save you all!!!
fartknights by michael butler April 6, 2004
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Fail Knight 

A term used in the game World of Warcraft to describe a Death Knight, since there are so many of them that suck people write them off as being complete failures. You are bound to come across one that sucks.

Fail Knights are popular because they have the advantage of starting at level 55.
Paladin: This death knight rolled need on a shield.
Warlock: haha fail knight
Fail Knight by Puzu September 2, 2009

failnighter 

When you attempt to pull an allnighter but do not manage to get your work done. This can be due to not staying up for the duration of the night or if you do not complete your work that the allnighter was intended for. Attempts to take a powernap are often times an early sign that a failnighter is on the horizon.

Avoid the crash coma at all costs by pacing out your caffeine intake. Often times speeders will be your best friend and will keep you going when caffeine would likely make you crash or you otherwise couldn't.
Tom and Luke had a failnighter last night when they did not finish their homework and spent the majority of their time coming up with a good definition for it on Urban Dictionary.
failnighter by DASGINGANINJA November 21, 2010

fagknight 

The gayest of all things in a social gathering with no sense of how foolish he makes himself appear to be cuz when you talk to him directly you know and the people you talk to recall how stupid you were for the reason being well I mean a lot of the time you’ll go into dumb catatonic shock and become incomprehensible and well remember you as the guy who
Hey it’s that fagknight right there let’s kick his ass
fagknight by Wolf murder March 19, 2024

fagknight 

I swear I tried defining this twice
You fagknights suck hardcore cocks and gobble testicle sacks and then kiss your wife on the lips because you want her to know you are a fagknight who doesn’t accept my definitions on urban dictionary
fagknight by Wolf murder March 20, 2024

fagknight 

Full non stop incomprehensible mister not able to process critical thinking clearly and instead of stuttering and going silent after he stuttered just once and went silence he instead broadcasts into the world most likely 9 ppl sometimes more but the worst thing is what call it what you want but when a motherfucker isn’t able to say another comprehensible word and in stead keeps going and does’nt realize what an idiot maybe others like him act but realize I used to bag on ppl that only hung out with me for my popularity in school and used not really like treating them like normal ppl instead I wonder if there’s ppl out there in the 🌎 that 🩴 🩴 🛹 flop over there words and instead just broadcast to the entire world how much of a dumbass I am that’s why you should elect the word fagknight
stealing at the mall and tells everybody at school I’m a dumbass and i suck suck dick this and that well that’s alright good thing I haven t friends in pacific and dismissed him so cooly making him to walk my bike up to Lakeland hills where we both live. Then me having to meet him to his luxurious town house to pick up my bicycle. Too many fagknights are the people that you should’ve hung out with rather then the literate and sane that can write a page long monologue of why the nerds in was saying this to said person decides to knock me down for one reason or another instead of stepping in and maybe brushing the assailant off I being a little alarmed since I am cowering on the ground since he’s holding his leg out at me so I’m unable to stand up and fight him properly I decided to walk away you just think by the word pussy and maybe decide to swing at your presence hard enough at you so maybe you’ll go unconscious but how far are you thinking all the bullies in your life aren’t on your side or whatever but how long till you just don’t care if you get a murder charge because I thinks that don’t you don’t destroy the threat or think this fagknights on my side or not I will make sure for the exact moment if he was being a threat or even talking like was I would decide whether or not where he was a fagknight and I wasnt.
fagknight by Wolf murder March 20, 2024