failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

failfag 

f~cking ~ssholes that think that they are cool, or funny by saying the word "fail". This person may be deemed a failfag if they use the word "fail" as a noun, adjective, adverb, or uncessfully conjugate the word as a verb. Failfags do not realize that this word has been long taboo'd, and that the word eventually gets old. Failfags may also overuse the word "epic" in an uncuccessful attempt at sounding cool.

**Kevin drops his pencil
failfag: FAILL!!! hahahaha!
kevin: Shutup, don't be a failfag

failfag by 3V3RY0N3! April 14, 2010

failbait

The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.

Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.

What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.

She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.

Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?

failbait by JRR Volkswagen April 9, 2008

Failnanegans 

When consecutive FAIL has been committed repeatedly by said FAIL offender, you finally must call FAILNANEGANS and interfere so that another FAIL can possibly be prevented.

Dude, how do you drive in the wrong lane with high beams on, while high with a drunken monkey in the back seat AND still get a ticket?! FAILNANEGANS!! *Snatches Car Keys*

Failnanegans by KyoAWare May 28, 2009

Failnale 

An unsatisfying finale. Riddled with plot-holes, dei ex machina (plural of deus ex machina), and various other writing blunders. The name is a portmanteau from the words "fail" and "finale".
Normally stemming from either a premature cancellation, or writers writing their way into a corner.
What makes a finale a "failnale" is completely subjective, and is a decision up to each person to make. However, there are times when the writing is so blatantly bad, only the most hardcore of fans would defend it.

Note : While it mainly refers to television programs it is also applicable to, books, video games, comics, and basically any form of entertainment that eventually ends.

Rachel : "So during the finale there was an ancient and powerful being, who just happens to show up to give the main guy a brand new power RIGHT when he needed it."
Steven : "That was total garbage! They didn't even foreshadow something as big as that. It just showed up out of nowhere! And did you see what they did to the villain?"
Rachel : "Are you talking about the convenient and sudden mental breakdown? It was only there so the good guys could easily win. What a cop-out"
Steven : "Yeah, it was a total failnale!"

Failnale by Zombunnies January 11, 2013

Failtastic 

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Person 1: I got my penis stuck in the gutter.
Person 2: What the... How?
Person 1: I fell down. While I was biking. With no clothes on.
Person 2: What the f*ck... wowwwww... how failtastic.

Failtastic by Peter Buckett November 8, 2009

Failfailha 

A way of describing the 'Kamehameha' technique from the Dragonball: Evolution movie.
It is used to show that the movie ruined the original technique from the anime and manga of Dragonball and failed to be an accurate representation.

The techinique kamehameha from the Dragonball: Evolution movie should be renamed failfailha because it wasnt an accurate representation of the original.

Failfailha by Brinny-Chan June 19, 2009