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a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information
"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."
by iNhibitor March 22, 2009
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