Failness 

Somthing that contains or emits fail so you can laugh at it

" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny."

" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"

Failness by Ruckusman333 May 5, 2009

Failingest 

An extension of the world fail so strong that it can only be used to describe horrible nintendo peripherals

Nintendo's make the Most Failingest peripherals. Wow, the Power Pad really sucks ass

Failingest by Duke Lombardi July 10, 2009

Failenoscopy 

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera

I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.

Failenoscopy by Momma_1 July 1, 2019

Failenese 

The Language that all failures speak towards another.

1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.

Failenese by Blazinet July 15, 2009

failyness 

To fail

Smithy.

Smithy is the epitome of failyness

failyness by The_amazing_one October 21, 2010