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1. vandana
an ever expanding voluminous mass with special reference to a persons rear end
be careful,your bum is growing from being humongous to vandana
or

Hi, this is my friend and thats her vandana
2. fuck salad
(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."

(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.
(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."

(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."
3. madazines
celebrity filled magazines, paparazzi-style magazines which over-play the celebrity lifestyle (delving into so-called celebrity's diets, plastic surgery, failed-romances, drug/alcohol addictions, etc).
madazines, Heat, Closer, The Sun, etc
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