failpocketed

verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.

Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.

failpocketed by UrMommmm!! April 1, 2010

failcock 

A male's sexual failure in a certain sitiuation. Most likely due to the inability during that particular time to maintain an erection, or fully experience a sexual sitituation.

Yeah I kind failcocked last night, drank way to much.

A Jerry try not to failcock it tonight.

failcock by Zamberlin July 23, 2011

facocked 

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood

I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.

facocked by D Mack September 2, 2005

Facocked 

Messed up

That Christmas tree is facocked

Facocked by Goodnitegracie November 25, 2020

facocked 

(fa-cock-ta) Adj. 1.In a describing sense, to be deboed, nasty, retarded, broken,out of place or to sum it all up totally fucked up.

After Jon was done playing with his fake vagina he looked at it and saw how facocked it was, and with a scareful fit of glee he tossed it up into the air which there it stuck to the ceiling until he found a swiffer duster long enough to knock it down.

facocked by CollinL September 8, 2006

Facocked 

fucked!

your facocked!

Facocked by James Halke September 25, 2011