Failboater 

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail

"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"

Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009

failbrat 

A fangirl who keeps trying to make herself look good but her arguments come up short.

That girl is such a failbrat. She give the only good reason for like the Jonas Brothers is that they are "HAWT"

failbrat by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

Failcake 

1. A proverbial cake served to someone who has made a major mistake

2. Used to celebrate a massive fuck up

3. In gaming speak, it is served to a loser after they've been pwnd

The staff members who missed Monday's important board meeting got a failcake.

Congratulations on totaling your new car while driving drunk. Have a nice slice of failcake!

I assassinated your player and served him a failcake. You have been PWND!

Failcake by Panasonicyouth January 4, 2008

Failcakes 

Another word for fail that is slightly more cute and endearing. A slang term.

1: "OMG that movie was so failcakes"

"Yeah, I know"

2: "Then I tripped over and fell on top of him"

"Failcakes!"

Failcakes by Indigo Starr March 26, 2010

Failbreed 

What happens when two young people decide to have a baby.

1. Nina and Tyler were only fifteen but thought having a baby would be cool. Unsurprisingly, the result was a failbreed.

2. "See that dirty five-year-old in diapers crawling around the trailer court? Total failbreed."

Failbreed by JAYN3 C0BB June 11, 2010

Failbreak 

A jailbreak that can't run tweaks.

Did chpwn release his jailbreak?

Nah bro, it's a failbreak

Failbreak by kirb January 6, 2013

failcake 

failcake= piece of cake (assignment,task,or etc.) + epic fail (you're a looser)

"Your shirt is inside-out."
"Failcake!!!"

failcake by xlilxstrawberrix April 8, 2009