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The opposite of IQ, but where you fail at being smart, or say something way below your intelligence level.
Joe: "So how did the IQ test go?"
Fred: "More like failQ test...my IQ is 59."
Joe: "Congrats, you're my dumbest friend!"
by ManOfCars December 23, 2009
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