A "jailbroken" iPhone/iPod Touch of any generation that crashes or does something negligible to its own health.
"Hey, why are you throwing that perfect iPod Touch away?!"
"Dude, the springboard crashed when I tried to download the fail button. It's not an iPod anymore, it's a failPod.
any ipod that shuffles to a song that breaks the rythym of the party
"Ah! Hannnah Montana?! whose failpod is this?"