fail at life 

To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.

Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.

fail at life by Colin B. September 16, 2005

fail at life 

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!

fail at life by anonymous March 20, 2005

Fail at Failing 

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.

1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!

Fail at Failing by Kamakazai November 11, 2009

Fail at life 

A term used to describe a person who is incapable of making any valuable contribution to their day to day life.
Examples of someone who would apply to this term would be people who cannot help themselves from playing an MMORPG at least 4 hours a day.

Wife: Honey come hang out with me and all of our friends at our cookout.
Husband: NO I CANT IM RAIDING!
Wife: You fail at life

Fail at life by Krissypooskins February 15, 2009

fail at life 

when you cant do something that most people can

crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD

other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life

fail at life by [CT]Frag_man December 2, 2009

fail at life 

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

fail at life by Excommunicated February 1, 2008

fail at life 

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

fail at life by Excommunicated February 1, 2008