Fail: When a group of retarded noobs at school thing fps games are better on xbox 360 other than computer, but its just because they suck. They also want alienware computers that cost 3000+$ but sadly the only game they play on the computer is Miniclip and runescape
fAGrunscape232: Oh man dude!!!@!@!@!11!! dID yoU SeE ME CalL that GuY On RunesCape A NOOB? LOL
Normal Kid: Dude, why are you saying lol in real life? Your such a failure.
Kid: I own halo 3 dude i bet i can kick your bosom
Teh_better_kid: dude dual analog fps is for noobs, go get some skills and go install cs.
Kid: Mheheemheeeeeeee i bet i can own you in any game
Kid downloads css
Kid: SO umm SO IS THERE ANY BAZZOOOKAZ IN DIS GAME? Aww man, what about a BRLAASTER LAZORS PISHTOLL?
Teh_better_kid: Stfu and lets get owned.
5 minutes later
Better kid--42-0 Kid 0-42
Spoiled little bitch kid: Dude im getting an alienware for christmas, jelous? (starts rubbing it in like a fagget)
Kid:I dont care, I already have custom computer, so what games are you planning on getting?
Spoiled little bitch kid: umm i play runescape and miniclip
Kid: O.O your such a fag (walks away)
either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
1] "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2] "this movie fails."
The Glorious lack of success
A baseball player swings at a ball and the ball instead hits him in the groin. FAIL!
1. Another word for "suck", most probably derived from the world of internet gaming.
2. To not achieve
1. What do you mean you lost? YOU FAIL!
2. I failed at achieving sickness to avoid the presentation.
A rather annoying word whose use in certain situations has greatly increased recently.
Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.
A kid falls off a bike.
Douche bag: Fail!
Person that can think rationally: Stop saying "fail" at people who weren't even trying to succeed at anything in the first place.
"Fail" is a word that is more than often overused online. Unfortunately it has spewed into mainstream society and now is being used in every day life, much like "epic".
People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL!" every time someone makes a slight error.
If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.
Kid: I just tripped because someone...tripped me.
Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL!
To fail is to be either:
Exceptionally bad at something, or to do/say something stupid to people,
Or for an item/thing to fail, it has to not be what it is, such as a funny comic not being funny, etc.
arpgme's comic FAILS
(Therefore meaning that it could be bad or poor at what it is intended to do)
You sir, FAIL.
(The person has just done/written something stupid or supposedly funny which achieves nothing it's supposed to.)
An amazing word that can sum up almost any bad situation in a single syllable.
A bad grade.
Sam: Urgh, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
I hope I don't get an F on the test.