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fartwarming 

1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.

2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
fartwarming by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
a fagtard is a ultra combo of being faggish and also a tard. in the outcome of this word you are a fagtard. when you are a fagtard you come from the ass.
katie hammoline is a fagtard
fagtard by krisjan morrow July 1, 2004

factwards 

Getting facts completely wrong.
The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.
factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
A poorly supported piece of software. Buggy, unstable, useless, and even worse: If it's an installer thats supposed to modify or add to another program, it will instead completely ruin the files of the other program, forcing you to re-install and lose valuable data.
I was modding GTA: Liberty City to include a model of Jerry Seinfeld's apartment, when I decided to install LC-MP to test it with a friend online. Next thing I know this fagware fucks up all of my work and I have to re-install and completely do it over.

Hey Jimmy I was trying out this new cache cleaner, then this lame ass fagware fucked up my reg settings and I need to reformat.
fagware by Joey The Wrench January 12, 2008
Someone everyone thinks is gay, and may actually be gay, but if called gay or anything related to it, They react by saying "I am not!" or other things denying it.
Joe:"You are such a freakin' fagtart!"
Jon:"Screw you man, I am not!"
fagtart by Shotzie July 12, 2006
A mix between faggot and retard, usually offensive
You are a fagtard; your actions would make one assume you were a fagtard
Fagtard by Christopher Ord December 6, 2006