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a fag first of all is a homosexual person, while a fag muffin is an emensly homosexual person, however a fagtardmuffin is an emensly retarded gay homosexual who sucks horse cock, and gets boned in the ass by dogs and pigs etc. while being 19 years old and failing kindergarden sped classes
fagtardmuffin: can u help me?? me: with what? fagtardmuffin: i need help tying my shoes( is 25 years old) i forgot how again and im late, i need to suck dog cock now. me: *kills him*
by doggyfluff^^ October 28, 2009

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