Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquad by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

farquad by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

daddy_farquad_ltu 

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.

daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?

daddy_farquad_ltu by Some1dum March 9, 2022

Lord Farquad 

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.

Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad

Lord Farquad by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

What The Farquad 

This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!

Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?

What The Farquad by jackbologna February 27, 2010

Farquad

Farquad is a shithed and deserve to get crotch bugs from being a loser. shrek is superior and farquad shouldn't even try cause he's only 2 feet tall. that dumbass is so ugly with his shitty bowlcut hair. can't even marry a girl who likes him back

farquad sucks ass

Farquad by shrekbabies4 March 18, 2020

shrek x lord farquad 

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

shrek x lord farquad by reeet101 October 16, 2019