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Confused of your sexuality. Used in the movie "Say It Isn't So".
"I believe the term you used was fagnostic. Or maybe it was 'that fuckin homo'"
by marcotte March 10, 2003
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From the roots fag- meaning gay and agnostic meaning indifferent. A person who is fagnostic isn't really gay, but isn't really opposed to the idea. Most fagnostics are closet cases or 'three beer queers.' Also, refer to 'hipster.'
Co-worker #1 "Look there's Jim, I heard that he's gay, someone saw Todd blowing him at the Christmas party."

Co-worker #2 "No, Jim's just fagnostic, he'll take oral from anyone when he's drunk, he's got a girlfriend in Canada."
by stevexumba December 21, 2008
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A person who denies he is gay because everyone assumes that he is.
"Bruce, you can't make out with Todd, and then tell me you are a fagnostic!"
by quillian5000 April 21, 2009
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The complete denial of the existence of homosexuality.
"There's no way that your dad was checking out my ass because there's no such thing as a fag," said the fagnostic.
by Super Dave April 19, 2003
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A homosexual man whom refuses to believe in the advantage of length or girth over the other.
Agame is fagnostic, and can't decide which of his former boyfriends was better in bed.
by Zibidideath August 08, 2009
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A smug, strident, hypocritical atheist who demands proof and evidence of God's existence while cowering behind the disingenuous label of "agnosticism" to avoid his/her own burden of proof.

A weak, cowardly, closeted atheist.
Noun: Fagnostic, Fagnostics, Fagnosticism
Adjective: Fagnostic, Fagnosticized

"Anti-theist, fagnostic bigots."
"Friends don't let friends get fagnosticized."
"This is your brain on Fagnosticism... Any questions?"
by AmiraBintYhwh March 23, 2013
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(n.): 1. A person who claims that "being gay is a choice"

2. Someone who has yet to realize they are gay
1. "Being gay is immoral and unnatural!" shouted the fagnostic fundamentalist.

2. Sure he may be a practicing fagnostic now, but he dresses well, has several key mannerisms, and watches musicals and Glee. He'll soon wake up with the realization that he likes cock.
by gay.i.am. June 21, 2010
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