Paige: What is it?
Kyle: I'm gay.
Paige: Oh my gosh, you're the 10th person to come out of the closet to me first this past year! I'm such a fagnet!
Tim: Love to, but I'm a real fagnet. I always get molested when I'm there. Think I'll pass, but have a great time.
etymology: combination of the words "fag" and "magnet"
guy 2: dude, you're just a fagnet.