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1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?

facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008
Related Words
attacked by a fag or in a fag way.
person1: hey nicefagbag Joe.
person2:*whacks over the head with his fagbag*
person1:Help! I'm being fagtacked!
fagtacked by Frankie T September 22, 2006

faracked 

Fucked by a policy of the Barack Obama administration.
We are going to get faracked up the arse by the stimulus package.
faracked by Mark Firestone February 12, 2009

Fagpacket 

Millmanian in origin: Crude form of insult designed to belittle the victim.
this fagpacket is getting on my nerves can we get away from them
Fagpacket by snypadizzle October 18, 2010
Similar to being fraped (facebook raped), this is when your facebook account gets hacked due to your inability to distinguish between a real link and a fradulent spam link.

This results in said fraudulent spam links replicating themselves and being posted to your friends walls. It also exposes you for the schadenfreude pervert you are.
Post: "OMG! WATCH THIS VIDEO OF BIN LADEN'S CORPSE"
Friend: "Dude have you been fhacked?"
You: "I just wanted to see dead people"
fhacked by can'tstandspam June 6, 2011

fagpacket 

Jacob, stop being such a fagpacket!
fagpacket by Jerry Lewis June 7, 2003