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mega fagatron 

The security guard at your local public library.
security guard-"Hey. There's no smoking by this ashtray"

you-"Wow your a mega fagatron."
mega fagatron by lucian illusion February 5, 2009

faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.

Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008

Fagatron Prime 

King of the faggots
mr. smith is such a fagatron prime!
Fagatron Prime by dj balls April 13, 2012

Fagatron 5000 

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.
Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.
Fagatron 5000 by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

Faggatronics 

The language, science, and math, and history of faggotry.

The mechanics of queerness encompassed.

1. This bitch sucked so bad I couldn't understand how until I found she achieved a Ph.D. in faggatronics.

2. Certain stereotypical voice/behavior inflections that are typically more difficult to detect in London and in those possessing strong powers of faggatronics.
Megatron's less popular gay brother.
Megatron: Hey Fagatron go get me a beer.
Fagatron: Do you want me to come over there and kick your derriere?
Megatron: Wow, your the gayest.
Fagatron by Adam Duguay April 2, 2008