Fagtricks can be found in suburban locations, surfing wikipedia, myspace, or twitterfox.
They always have a cell phone and/or ipods.
They never listen to music, only PODCASTS.
These people are obsessed with electronics.
They eat constantly, hide all your edibles.
They complain constantly about everything.
*Cries over spilt slurpies.*
WARNING: These people are very unstable and unsafe. Will cause harm to small children and the elderly.
"fuck you, fagtrick, just do it"
"My Fagtrick is always broken!"