a member of the male (and sometimes female) species, who acts in a stupid manner in regards to romantic relationships. Acting in the manner of a dumbass for extended periods of time resulting in drama, hurt feelings, and feelings of tension for others.
Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy acts like a douche and avoids girl...boy is a fag salad. And/or: Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, girl acts like a douche and avoids boy...girl is a fag salad