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Farmster 

A hipster who works on a farm, usually for slave wages, because it's "authentic." They can be often spotted on weekends at urban farmers markets, where they extol the virtues of home-made cheese and fresh vegetables like a glassy-eyed member of a religious cult.
That farmster was cute, but she wouldn't shut up about her garlic. She talked about it like some people talk about Jesus.
Farmster by Tom Tom Tommy N July 12, 2011
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Fagmaster 

Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!
Fagmaster by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

fantasterificul 

When something is fantastic,terrific and wonderful all at the same time.
What a fantasterificul stunt, totally awesome!!
fantasterificul by TCAT PSYCHO March 10, 2017

Safmaster 

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.
1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"
Safmaster by hurdur123 January 25, 2011

Funmaster 

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room…
Funmaster by Wardswords November 25, 2021

I'm the legendary fartmaster 

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.
Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

fantasterrific 

fantastic and terrific, both at the same time!
Disneyland is the most fantasterrific place ever!
fantasterrific by Verena and Allie October 26, 2001