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to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks
stop faffing around and come to bed my love
by snuffles October 16, 2004
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by Gordon April 02, 2003
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The excessive use of time for nonsense activities
Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.
by Stephen March 24, 2004
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Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006
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I wanted to go out and look at art cars but my campmates spent two hours faffing and I had to wait for them.
by 4wesom3 September 07, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Fuck a fresher - FAF

New students at UK universities are known as freshers to FAF is to fuck a fresher and is a common past time for students in freshers week (the first week of the year)

FAF is usually used in form FAFFING
Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?

I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!
by fafmeister September 17, 2009
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Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).
Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'
by Lesiurama15 January 15, 2012
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