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Horrible looking Toyota. Or is it a Hyundai?
Who really knows.
Ooo...look at that Hyundai...ooops...it's a Faff
Ooo look...a 20Faffing piece of sh*t
by me init May 18, 2006
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a posh person lookin down ther nose at u
that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves
by gracie-lou December 16, 2002
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an abbreviation meaning fuck a fake friend
"#faff we hated you anyways"
by mattyhealeyenthusiast November 11, 2015
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Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF
by Twohitem January 08, 2010
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A word used to call attention to a specific event; Used when angry or frustrated; May also be used to cause fear or anxiety
\"Excuse me, Faff?\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"
by Chuck Biscuits November 09, 2006
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