a posh person lookin down ther nose at u
that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves
by gracie-lou December 16, 2002
Top Definition
(faffing)

To muck about, wasting time doing something not necessary.


I've been faffing about all day with my car
by Trixie Karinksi May 31, 2003
Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
by Amy Lapierre October 11, 2005
The ability of making an easy, usually logistical, process complicated.
"We were supposed to be there an hour ago but with all the 'faffing' we were late."
by 7t7 January 29, 2008
Fucking Around for Fucking Forever
Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.

He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.
by smartnut007 September 04, 2013
an abbreviation meaning fuck a fake friend
"#faff we hated you anyways"
by mattyhealeyenthusiast November 11, 2015
The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.
"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"

"Look at that bit of faff"

"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"
by Mark J. Wiggs January 15, 2014
Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars
Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.
by GT4 February 19, 2005
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