facestoning 

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009

Fapstack 

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

fagstronaut 

A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.

Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.

fagstronaut by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

fagstacles 

People, places, things, or events that get in one's way which are gay; either literally or figuratively.

There exist many fagstacles along the road of life.

fagstacles by HomegirlBooty March 31, 2023

mike faist 

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.

Mike Faist totally deserved a Tony for his performance as Connor Murphy.

mike faist by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017