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Pedantic type of troll who shows off their wisdom quoting Wikipedia verbatim and tries to prove others' even slight trace of ignorance.
Regular person: I just ate a double cheeseburger and now the pool's gonna have to wait. That sucks big time!

Factroll: Poor ignorant! "Eating less than an hour before swimming does not increase the risk of experiencing muscle cramps or drowning. One study shows a correlation between alcohol consumption and drowning, but there is no evidence cited regarding stomach cramps or the consumption of food."
-Link to scientific paper or essay from the references section-
by keystorm April 04, 2011