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faction swiss (fac·tion swis); noun.
1. always and unequivocally neutral third party
Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."
by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010