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Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.
"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019
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facsimile 

The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.
I am the only person that knows how to spell that word.
facsimile by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003
It is the act of judging or discriminating others based on how they look
Subject A: I'd go talk to her butshe's not that pretty

Subject B : isn't that facesim?
Facesim by Blue crayonnn June 25, 2020
Used to mean an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organizations. Nowadays it is wildly used by social justice warriors and leftists to silence opinions that they disagree with.
Normal College Students: I don’t think it is necessary to put free feminine products in male bathrooms . It’s wasting money.

Social Justice Warriors: shut up you racist sexist misogynistic homophobic white supremacist. Facism and patriarchy can not exist in this campus!
Facism by Iloveguineapig July 19, 2017

Facsimilephobia 

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!
**Spelt wrong as original fascism has become too weak.**

All weak 'lower economic class' are eradicated. Pure and Simple.

All Elite are worshiped. Simple and Pure.
Steel from the poor
Give to the rich!!!

Facism is simple.
facism by Emp. TK September 30, 2005
- One of the hardest words to define, an almost meaningless word.

- Usually a government that can best be labeled a "bully" often with strong bonds between government and big corporations.

- Often used to describe the nature of the Nazi government in WW2 Germany, but can also be used to describe modern day United States of America.
Person #1 : "America are the new facists now"
Person #2 : "Arn't all governments facist now?"
Person #1 : "Oh yeah"
Person #3 : "Facism was almost stamped out with the creation of the United States of America, and the subsequent World War 2, where we killed millions of facists, but then George Bush Jnr flushed the Constitution down the toilet..."

enter World War 3....
Facism by Big Poppa Occer July 16, 2009