faceplam 

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.

Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.

faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

Faceplam 

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.

What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.

Faceplam by iTesco August 23, 2010

faceplam 

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com

It was a pretty big faceplam moment.

faceplam by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008

Faceplam 

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.

Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!

Faceplam by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013

faceplamm 

A /faceplamm/ is a 'facepalm'qv moment wherein the fail being reacted to is of such enormity that basic fine motor control has broken down and the reactor is reduced to mashing the keys without being able to correctly count or sequence the letters of the word. Coined by mordac.

<Person A> See, for instance, 2g1c
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)

faceplamm by imipak June 18, 2011

faceplam 

A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.

Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*

faceplam by Prism Panther November 26, 2014

Faceplame 

A fail so hard it sent your brain into spasms causing you to mispell facepalm

Example :

"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"

n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame

Faceplame by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010